The Craftiness

Wouldn't these make great magnets?

Its Arrested Development

[the Bluths have hired Andy Griffith to sit in on George Sr's hearing]
Lindsay Funke: Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.
[the camera pans over to reveal the log cabin truck]
Lindsay Funke: He thought we were making fun of him.
Narrator: They were not making fun of Andy Griffith. This cannot be stressed enough.

Narrator: Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.


Michael: I burned it. Down to the ground.
George Sr.: There was money in that banana stand.
Michael: Well, it's all gone now.
George Sr.: There was $250,000 lining the inside walls of the banana stand.
Michael: What?
George Sr.: Cash, Michael. What the hell did you think I meant when I said...
[strangles Michael]
George Sr.: [yells] There is money... in... the banana stand.
Prison guard: [George Sr. quickly takes his hands off Michael] No Touching.
George Sr.: No touching.
Prison guard: No touching.

" I've got my hair..."

I noticed that the only comment so far, was about Happy Fun Ball. Which interests me. How did that person find my blog? And better yet, were they intentionally looking for Happy Fun Ball? The mind boggles.
Yes, it is from HAIR.

The Venture Brothers!

Brock Samson: You did this! You did this, didn't you? RRRAH!
Baron Ünderbheit: As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.

What she did was not " girl-rock "

" I've always been a Peter Pan-type of girl: I'm a female and I like being female, but when I was younger I didn't want to be any gender. I was disappointed to find out that I had to be a gender. " - Patti Smith in BUST magazine.

" Them Texas boys sure do yodel well..."

This has nothing to do with Texas, or yodeling...




Ellegirl, you've still got it!

" Snap a Femur Graham "

Tonight I went to my town's childern's theater's production of " Romeo & Juliet. " I enjoyed it throughly. But really caught my eye were the interesting costumes. They were neo-new-wave-y with a hint of punk and 80s. So I have dedicated this post to what people would look like in an apocalyptic world of purple,silver,and black.